November 5, 2018 โ So, tomorrowโs Election Day and hereโs hoping our democratic process has provided you with some suitable candidates worthy of your vote. If not, you can always write in the FishOn staff, based solely on our simple dual campaign promises:
โIf nominated, we will hide. If elected, we will demand a recount.โ
We think itโs what our Founding Fathers and Mothers had in mind all along โ self-imposed term limits.
We also have our own method for choosing candidates: They should be strong advocates of the commercial fishing industry, fans of baseball and they should have sent us presents on our birthday and Christmas.
Shuffling through the pile last weekend, and gotta say: Itโs not looking great for this crop of cheapskates.
But thatโs us. Yโall should head out and vote. If nothing else, itโs an hour away from work. Unless you live in Chicago, where you can turn it into a full-time occupation.
The new Navy slogan should be โShhhhhhhโ
The U.S. Navy last December adopted the 10th slogan in the storied history of the military service (and its a collected advertising agencies). The slogan is โAmericaโs Navy, Forged by the Sea.โ Thank God the French Navy already had taken โWe Surrender, Take Our Shipโ out of the running.
Our Navy made some news last week when it announced it will expand areas in which it limits its use of sonar and explosives off the East Coast as a means of helping protect the imperiled right whales. Itโs doing the same in the Gulf of Mexico to help protect the Brydeโs whale.